Constellation faced dog jokes

 Aries
pressed forward step by step dog hh Alas?! (Aries eyes are fire-breathing!) I'm a brave fight, you think I am ah? Am fierce to me? Bark bark hh sound you call 3 I return to N voice! say! in the end Who is worse? I did not do anything wrong, do not know you! actually getting on my nerves? I had a very good mood today, you now have all been destroyed, ah!!! away! ~ !~!~( was kicked over a trash can!) (dog: raging fire burning, I will flash ~~~)< br> Gemini
suddenly stunned, hey? such a bustling city yet there are wolves ? child good is small, the sound has so much like a dog, am walking down the street, perhaps the verge of extinction, it is a wolf too! (dog: wrong ah! adults ~~ so hh3 seconds later, the city area people know that the city appeared a to touch the dog,cheap UGG boots, said: dog, how do you own a dog like withered grass, where to find happiness? Unfortunately, we can not keep you home! 5555 ~~ watch) Oh 6:00, and I love my mother to go home to eat dinner. This is some of the bones, You eat slowly, later to learn to take care of themselves, you know? (dog: two tears in his eyes!! yes ah yes ah, not a good mother, poor mother h ~ mom ~ Where are you??? 5555 ~ ~ ~)
Leo
you do not know? I'm the oldest animals ah! (dog: the boss is a zoo ah!) as men, and that I yell??? do not respect me! rude! in the end is my most gracious! hey ~~~~~ Well, I do not count villain than adults. give you a chance of redemption, I Chuichui back !~~~ dog silence: The man seemed confused burning fever) to see the Lions do not speak dog, so heavenward roaring mmm haha wow, it really is to see the king did not dare say a word the !~!~!~( dog:
Virgo
Oh !~!~!~!~ you call too loud! rhythm is not stable! be so called: bark, bark, bark h fishes it! (dog: I'm not singing!) God! N Do you have a good root of good white white hair, but fortunately not many. Do not move ah! I can help you pull down the black fur of these Soke will be ugly in the ~ ~ ~ ~ Hey ~! What do you use bath gel bathe ah? how smelled so strange? (dog: I did not smell, your nose is worse than I how ah???) No matter, your bath gel too bad, I tell you ah, XX license to use ah well, there are certain company's also good hh (dog: Are you prepared to run out a lifetime of saliva do today?)
Libra
Why are you so mean? so I think ah: is to be my friend? still want to fight? (dog: What are you hesitating?) if it is make friends, and my QQ is 12344321. The only thing I am absolutely against the war. ~ But in the end you are hh I want to make friends or fight? QQ is good for you or give you peace on a theory courses? But you are a dog, it should be possible to fight bigger, right? But I want to make friends is not impossible ,Discount UGG boots, ah ?!?!( dog: I'm crazy, I do not want to be your friend and you do not want to fight ah ~!~!~)< br> Scorpio
thought: it seems that a few years ago I used to be classmates catapult the whole dog? came to me today revenge? not afraid not afraid! I have prepared. (turn pockets) pesticides,UGG boots, which can be used a toy gun hh? Or be scared to use it back, right eye ! (dog: ~ he suddenly felt cold h half do not speak to why?) how? Does he recognize me here? No, absolutely not let it know the secret. I want a perfect plan hh hey ( sinister smile),UGGs, you finished. (dog: the coldest summer ever !!!)< br> Sagittarius
yet there was the cutest puppy! we play together? be playing mahjong it? (dog : not) will play on the computer you (dog: I'm stupid ~ ~) will be the total of the stone scissors cloth, right? good to play after the .1 hour hh (dog: rock scissors hh hh ~ ~ I'm almost exhausted cloth a!) Look! hug on the street a man who was splashing yeah! (dog: a mess!) will not ah, free bathing it! (dog: But that was poured person is your brother ah!! ) is it? afraid!? cool how fast the summer has been thrown Capricorn ~ ~ ~
no obligation
who then lost it in the way? too heartless a!!! hey! I do not have time to care so more. it was late, customers are still waiting for me ah! went to the station 3 minutes, waiting for the bus N minutes, 15 minutes by car, (the dog: An hour!!) Yes, you are to go home now ! random walk in the street will be lost, time is precious, ah! early as you can go back to sleep more. There are, ah, do not make no sense of responsibility of the people, ah, we have to stand up to life! (dog: It should be done dog, right?! has been 30 seconds!) What? over 30 seconds! God! I'm just in time to be late for client accused ~~~~~~ no sense of responsibility into the bottle ~ ~
Block
why you took the liberty to call me ah? you a he or a she? the PP to me! Why do you have black hair? There are a few white hair? is because the gene mutation or because You are the new dog? wolf ancestors of dogs, right? that your ancestors were like? (dog: do you ask finished hh) took out a magnifying glass bottles, nodded and said: I see (the dog: N a question ) The next day, a strange new toy dog was born!!! (Dogs: Why is this toy dog looks so much like I ???)< br> Pisces
cute ah!! on my name? also called so loud, do not you tell me hh h (started daydreaming) (dog: Do you think too much!!) Well, then we see the blue sea, golden beaches, beautiful sunset, cute stars hh wow! good romance faster Oh !~!~!~ I die happy!!! (dog: I have to rational, sensible hh) how? Hello cool Oh! Well why do not you like me? What did I do wrong? 5555 ~ ~ ~ ~ I know, no one care about me ~ ~ ~ ~ even the dogs are like this! (dog: who will save me, I'm going to be tears drowning! ~ ~)